In txtspk...
BIG LES WANTS UR ARSE
Well, I can't remember it but I must have texted him at some point.
He replied on Saturday night:
Sup, dawg. i can't return as the shame is too great, not until i've regained my mojo - like that film about that spy, die hard i think it was called? Any more fail and big les can have it, peace out xoxoxo
OH HAIL just post a "i'm havingsquirrelgirl problems" thread and be done with it.
pffft..
sending fiery missiles inmanker'sjapan's general direction.
I missed this! Where is he! What have you done with him!
manker, tell him if he's having a crisis to talk to Auntie Crabgirl.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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FFS! even super studs have an off night.
It just goes to show none are more critical of us than ourselves.
Bring back our Mulder err.. Mulder - if you can't have a fail amongst friends where can you?
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
tell him kallieb is back from holiday with bikini pics
Agreed, Les.
Mulster's suicide note about his epic failure was quality.
I'd much rather read about that than his coital escapades with some dance obsessed Babylonian who would prolly give him the monkey aids anyways.
Come back, you cunt.
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