unfortunately the animals doesn't understand you
i wish i run away with jessica alba
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unfortunately the animals doesn't understand you
i wish i run away with jessica alba
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Granted, but Jessica is a necrophiliac & will only have sex with you if you're dead .
I wish the dinosaurs hadn't died out .
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They have.
I wish the world was square.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Fst philosopher
BT Rep: +50
i won't wish
so this way i ruin the wish game
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The Wishmaster General has read between the lines & has deemed your desire to end the Wish Game is in fact a poorly disguised wish . Your wish is temporarily granted .
You're so happy & excited (because finally your life appears to have a purpose ?), you go laughing & dancing into the street, straight into the path of a bus . From your hospital bed, you make sad, tearfull & pathetic plea's to the Wishmaster General , seeking forgiveness .
He has compassion, reinstates the Wish Game, cures your injuries, but as punishment gives you Ginger hair .
I wish for world peace .
Last edited by Spillage; 02-20-2008 at 07:57 PM.
Be aware of the HD
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the peace exist if you can compare it to the war so no peace without war so the war come.
I wish the earth will not blow out soon!
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the earth blows out in 2012, then comes back in 10 seconds for no apparent reason..only 10 survive.
I wish I had $1 mil...no wait...$100 billion dollars in platinum bullion in a perfect Swiss bank account.
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Granted . Sadly, the indigenous Swiss population has been declining for decades & the country relies on legal & illegal immigrants to function, racial & religious tensions are mounting . In a bid to defuse the situation, the government gives full citizenship to all illegals , own goal . The next election is a landslide for the Muslim Coalition Party, Switzerland is declared a Muslim state under full Sharia law . The Swiss banking system collapses, the neighboring countries close the borders, the mullahs prepare for holy war . Your Platinum is requisitioned to fund the upcoming jihad, you get a free copy of the Koran in the post .
I wish i lived in a tree house .
Last edited by Spillage; 02-21-2008 at 08:06 PM.
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It looks like you are alrerady in a tree house.
dutch elm disease
I wish I could fly
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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you fall.
I wish I could turn on/off invisible.
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