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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I think the 'cough and drop' test's considered a bit old fashioned now M.
    Don't be daft, I don't employ men.
    They'd never get thro' the interview, what with their unattractive bodies and all.

    Also, on a practical note, blokes aren't much good at typing, filing or tea-making. The whole concept is unworkable.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Aw, you don't have to feel threatened by other men being around M! Women appreciate more than just looks, a modest income and a moderately sized penis. I'm sure you have other qualities .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Aw, you don't have to feel threatened by other men being around M! Women appreciate more than just looks, a modest income and a moderately sized penis. I'm sure you have other qualities .
    Yeah, totally threatened - that's probably why I hate going to the pub so much too.
    Men everywhere, the hairy bar-stewards

    No, no. I'll stick to surrounding myself with firm-breasted ladyfolk. At least I know that so long as I give them time off to have babies, that'll be their ambition fulfilled and they'll be too blissfully content to ask for a pay-rise or 'owt.
    Women are great that way
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Would love to see Manker's interview check list

    1) Firm Bewbs

    2) Cute Butt

    3) Willing disposition

    4) Tea Making Skills

    5) Firm Bewbs
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah, totally threatened - that's probably why I hate going to the pub so much too.
    Men everywhere, the hairy bar-stewards

    No, no. I'll stick to surrounding myself with firm-breasted ladyfolk. At least I know that so long as I give them time off to have babies, that'll be their ambition fulfilled and they'll be too blissfully content to ask for a pay-rise or 'owt.
    Women are great that way
    Ok, you win.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Would love to see Manker's interview check list

    1) Firm Bewbs

    2) Cute Butt

    3) Willing disposition

    4) Tea Making Skills

    5) Firm Bewbs
    6) Fondness for shit sandwiches

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    Damnit, we need some lesbian-feminists* on the bored who will try to make me see the error of my wayze.


    *tautology
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Would love to see Manker's interview check list

    1) Firm Bewbs

    2) Cute Butt

    3) Willing disposition

    4) Tea Making Skills

    5) Firm Bewbs


    That's pretty much it - I've been haxX0rd.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Would love to see Manker's interview check list

    1) Firm Bewbs

    2) Cute Butt

    3) Willing disposition

    4) Tea Making Skills

    5) Firm Bewbs


    That's pretty much it - I've been haxX0rd.
    Existentionalism - I looked into your soul.

    HaxXoring of sorts
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Damnit, we need some lesbian-feminists* on the bored who will try to make me see the error of my wayze.


    *tautology
    The only lesbian feminist I know is my boss and for some strange reason she only employs women too . Hey......maybe you're a lesbian feminist as well!

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