Hell.. leave em crusty for the whole week. Just move about the bed from spot to spot till the cycle ends.
It's the most environmentally friendly approach to consider after all. Less water consumption and spread of damaging soap residues into our water treatment system - never mind the lessening dependence upon tampons and other feminine hygiene products that are nothing but toxic waste in a box.
period sex is under the shower
I couldn't near a mile of my missus when she's on her moons. Period.
The chance of sex would be a fine thing.
Towels are the most useful thing it is possible to have handy in a crisis.