who here is real?

[ziggyjuarez]

Ive been a bot since google bought my account in 2010 4real lol.

[IdolEyes787]

I know that rart isn't real because I figure it would be impossible for any 18 year old to be that totally devoid of personality.

[megabyteme]

Idol is FAR too ghey to be one person, so there must be a ghey pride rally somewhere all sharing the same internets connection...

Either that, or someone left a browser open in a Starbucks.

[Mr. Mulder]

None of you are, i slipped and fell in the shower in 2003, don't act like you don't know

[TheFoX]

You are all a figment of my imagination, and what an imagination that is. I am the only real thing in this simulation, and when I wake up, I will be all alone.

[stan]

You are all a figment of my imagination, and what an imagination that is. I am the only real thing in this simulation, and when I wake up, I will be all alone.

except for OlegL

[TheFoX]

You are all a figment of my imagination, and what an imagination that is. I am the only real thing in this simulation, and when I wake up, I will be all alone.

except for OlegL

OlegL is such a miserable lonely failure that there is no way that someone that desperate could possibly exist. I mean, come on, even Hitler had some mates, and he was a short arse with a Napoleon complex, or short person syndrome if you want the Latin phrase.

[Snee]

I'm a philosophical zombie.

It feels pretty good.




Contradiction above.

[IdolEyes787]

I would have put "Contradiction above" as the opening sentence to be doubly right.

[mlindsay]

If I post something and nobody is there to read it, is it real ?