What's your favourite STD

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[bornwithnoname]

I think the pubic lice are the best.

It's like having pets in your pants

I am kinda fond of crotch crickets myself.

[sear]

I went with STFU Whore...but I should should have voted for Syphilis. It looks interesting.

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[lovewalrus]

i went for bad aids but was wondering why the worst STD of all wasn't on there...

K.I.D.S....

[lovewalrus]

A large Mauritian man gently lifted my nuts, whilst sporting a friendly smirk. Then he proceeded to jab what can only be described as a cactus down my japseye.

I think i met this same man... had a good chat about mangoes and the merits of peter crouches goal scoring ability vs. dancing talent..?!?!

[peat moss]

Craps were always fun , I'll nuke the basterds with Dad's kerosene ... duh . Ah for a gentler world again .

[Artemis]

Have to go with crabs myself, but there is an easier way to get rid of them. You you just put some big rocks in your bath ,then fill the bath with water and jump in. The next step is to pull the plug, the crabs think the tide has gone out and go on the rocks to sunbathe, couldn't be simpler

[Something Else]

Have to go with crabs myself, but there is an easier way to get rid of them. You you just put some big rocks in your bath ,then fill the bath with water and jump in. The next step is to pull the plug, the crabs think the tide has gone out and go on the rocks to sunbathe, couldn't be simpler

That is genius.

[C-mos]

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HEEEEE HEEE HEE HEE HEEE HEE....<breathes> AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA


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[CrabGirl]

Have to go with crabs myself, but there is an easier way to get rid of them. You you just put some big rocks in your bath ,then fill the bath with water and jump in. The next step is to pull the plug, the crabs think the tide has gone out and go on the rocks to sunbathe, couldn't be simpler

Fun though your plan is, it is fundamentally flawed as crabs don't sunbathe. Too much exposure to hot dry condition and they loose moisture and bake to death. Although this would kill them and cure your infestation I rather think a more likely scenario when you pulled the plug out would be that they find shelter in the nearest moist crevice. If you are a man this would probably be under your sac, up your bumhole, or if you are a fatman, in your belly crease.

Yum.