The Brit Awards

[CrabGirl]

Or possibly just buy some shoes she can stand in? Maybe when you get up that high the wind speeds kind of destabilise you.

You can have Mika after me . I'm not sure what it is about him....usually I go for rougher types but then life throws up someone like him or Justin Hawkins and I go weak at the knees. Pretty and talented .

Cool ok! By the time you get to my age you don't mind sloppy seconds.

[Squeamous]

Either way it's a winning situation! He won't be able to tell which of us gave him the clap. You cover my back etc.....

[Snee]

I thought Mika was really supposed to be a massive gay, like

[Squeamous]

If we get him pissed enough he won't be able to tell a back bottom from a front one.

[CrabGirl]

Doesn't matter, I'm sure we'd turn him straight.

[chalice]

Kylie's acceptance speech..

'I'm all overcome.'

Spoonerisms ftw.

[Squeamous]

Doesn't matter, I'm sure we'd turn him straight.

I just looked up the lyrics to 'Love today' and realised he doesn't sing 'suck suck me'

[Squeamous]

Kylie's acceptance speech..

'I'm all overcome.'

Spoonerisms ftw.

I hate to break it to you, but Kylie has turned into a hag. I know, I'm as shocked as you are.....it came out of nowhere. A bit like when Madonna went from voluptuous pop babe to scrawny crack addict.

[CrabGirl]

I've just looked up the lyrics to that song and I'm a little bit disturbed!

[CrabGirl]

Scraggy old crow is Kylie.