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    I'd quite like to be a plumber

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    All these people who say 'porn star' in this type of thread don't get any sex in real life. Fact.
    They see it as the only way they can get some action.


    There are few things I can think of as a worse occupation than one where you're told when, how and who to fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quylui View Post
    What would your idea of the best job ever be?

    I've narrowed it down to a few things:

    1. Professional musician
    2. Porn star
    3. Life coach

    What about you?

    Edit: I'm sensing "blowjob" in the near future.
    Sitting alone at a microscope all day without a care in the world, doing something you're really good at and getting paid for it.

    Oh! I've already got that job!


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    Quote Originally Posted by grimms View Post
    What I do now. Produce hip-hop, trapped in the studio to 4am every night.
    I'd be hip-hopping mad if I got locked in a studio by a janitor until 4 in the morning too . Next time, just let them know at the security desk that you're still mopping and emptying bins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I'd be hip-hopping mad if I got locked in a studio by a janitor until 4 in the morning too . Next time, just let them know at the security desk that you're still mopping and emptying bins.

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    I guess with a name like Squeamous.

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    Someone banging on in two threads about producing records and has 'Record producer' stated under her av -- in case anyone misses the threads, presumably.
    That person calls herself 'grimms'.

    I'm thinking fairytale
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Someone banging on in two threads about producing records and has 'Record producer' stated under her av -- in case anyone misses the threads, presumably.
    That person calls herself 'grimms'.

    I'm thinking fairytale
    Oh the irony. Don't cut me with your plastic sword. I've been reverted to a girl now? I see. Think all you want "Bin Laughing".

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    So what records have you produced then?

    Anything good?

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    *cough* bedroom DJ

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