that's about right you minty fresh hotel slut

[Mr. Mulder]

who's texting me?

manker? cg? ....i don't have names saved so its hard to tell when its from internet folk

[CrabGirl]

That was me. You deserved it.

[Mr. Mulder]

you've got a filthy mouth



/on the subject of 24, w00t.

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2008/0307/24.html

[CrabGirl]

I was passing on the abuse after being called a freaky parasitic ass-twin by a colleague.

[Mr. Mulder]

i hope you broke out a "so's your face" on him/her

[CrabGirl]

Nope I was told to leave the room because I couldn't stop laughing.

[Mr. Mulder]

at their face? that'll learn'em

[Mr. Mulder]

learn'em real good

[CrabGirl]

To be fair I sellotaped sheets of paper all over this persons desk and chair so they were completely covered. Stuck down everything they owned with sticky tabs, and emptied a tea-bag over the keyboard.

I was bored.

Anyways. You told me you kept mints in your inny.

[Mr. Mulder]

they come in handy when chatting to old ladies when out dog walking

so this remark is the result of you pulling out the sellotape and telling them what time it is? ...don't ask me how but i somehow knew you were in favour of tea-bagging...

when im away for a day i usually come back to find my coffee mug, mouse and keyboard has been sellotaped. my chair wedged firmly under my desk and and the keys on the sellotaped keyboard have been remapped to spell "penis" or "u like boys"