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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    secks in a bed? how very dull

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post




    So what you're saying, is if we made the beast with two backs it would only cost me $16? Bargain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post




    So what you're saying, is if we made the beast with two backs it would only cost me $16? Bargain!
    Manker been at the Viagra again?

    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
    Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.

    Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    double post
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    double post
    double openings?
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
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    double post
    double openings?
    If I need a lovely assistant, I'll blooming well ask, Ms. McGee
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post

    double openings?
    If I need a lovely assistant, I'll blooming well ask, Ms. McGee

    I feel desperately misunderstood

    but relieved in light of that misunderstanding that the answer was no.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    how does one price perfection??

    I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. (Terry Prattchet)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bornwithnoname View Post
    how does one price perfection??
    Is nice of you to genuflect in this manner but I in no way describe the service I offer as perfect.

    I have been told it's bloody good, however.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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