whats everyone worth in bed

[Snee]

You know, in many countries commas are used in lieu of decimal points.

True story.

[thebazzla]

i under achieved as usual

[Squeamous]

If I need a lovely assistant, I'll blooming well ask, Ms. McGee

I feel desperately misunderstood

but relieved in light of that misunderstanding that the answer was no.

Me too......I don't think I could afford you both .

[Squeamous]

I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.

Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested

It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it??

[Biggles]

I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.

Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested

It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it??

I thought they just swell up a bit that puts a whole different complexion on some Swedish naturalist pictures I saw many moons ago

[Biggles]

You know, in many countries commas are used in lieu of decimal points.

True story.

That seems wrong in so many ways. Commas are for thousands.

[Squeamous]

I thought they just swell up a bit that puts a whole different complexion on some Swedish naturalist pictures I saw many moons ago

Nah, they're hooked....they sort of clamp the female so she can't shake him off. To be honest though I'm not really an expert....maybe Manker can exlain it better than I can?

[Snee]

I thought it was cats wot had the barbed ones

Hence all the screaming and that. Stupid cat-bastards

[Squeamous]

Here you go:

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2997

I hope you appreciate what I had to see to get that link. And now 'Dog penis' is in the Google search bar for my OH to find .

[manker]

I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.

Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested

It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it??

I say 'oral' and you immediately think of a BJ, rather than my tongue. Even tho' it's supposed to be a service that I'm providing.

You're fucking orsum, you are.
Big Les is a lucky man.