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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Would you doink her muff.
    'Doink'?

    I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)

    Have you ever considered the vagina (front bottom)as an alternate entry point. Or does your unfeasibly small penis not receive the requisite degree of stimulation.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post


    I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.
    Good point, well presented.

    Stick to arse action Mulder, we cant risk even the slightest possibility that you're not a jaffa.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    I know, it doesn't bear thinking about.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Would you doink her muff.
    'Doink'?

    I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order .
    Ewe don't speak Londonese.
    Now go away.

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    Cor blimey, strike a light guv'nor.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)


    Obviously.


    -bd

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    'Doink'?

    I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order .
    Ewe don't speak Londonese.
    I'm not sure what the equivalent in the USSR is. Ummmm.....AIDS?

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