Deathtest

**balamm** · 08-05-2003, 05:03 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 29, 2032
at the age of 65 years old.

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**3rd gen noob** · 08-05-2003, 05:11 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 30, 2049
at the age of 64 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Suicide (6%)

not bad, but auto-fellatio??

**Rip The Jacker** · 08-05-2003, 05:11 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 27, 2060
at the age of 73 years old.

Whoo! I get to live longer than balamm and 3rd gen noob!

**titey** · 08-05-2003, 05:11 AM

June 16, 2033
at the age of 69 years old.

Pffft.... I think it's off by nearly 30 years.

And since when are "hairy nipples" an illness???

**3rd gen noob** · 08-05-2003, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 06:11
And since when are "hairy nipples" an illness???

forgot about that one...

**Rip The Jacker** · 08-05-2003, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by titey@4 August 2003 - 21:11
And since when are "hairy nipples" an illness???

WTF

**3rd gen noob** · 08-05-2003, 05:18 AM

who can get the longest life time?

this is the best i could do...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 7, 2092
at the age of 112 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

**titey** · 08-05-2003, 05:23 AM

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+5 August 2003 - 00:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 5 August 2003 - 00:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Auto-Fellatio (13%)[/b]

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