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  1. 03-28-2008, 10:51 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    There's a song called 'Detachable Penis'. I believe it's by an Australian band but I forget the name - been ages since I heard it.

    Gave me fucking nightmares for months. I was just getting into wanking when I first heard it, like.
    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4[/YOUTUBE]

    Might not wurk. The internets is broken. First Youtube, now FST. Pain in the fucking arse it is.

    King Missile was the band.
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  3. 03-28-2008, 11:05 AM Lounge   -   #42
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    My penis was missing AGAIN?
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  5. 03-28-2008, 11:19 AM Lounge   -   #43
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    It's wurking.
    That woman repeating; 'detachable penis' was what stuck in my head and gave me teh odd dreams
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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  7. 03-28-2008, 01:11 PM Lounge   -   #44
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    It would be cool though.....you could do a sort of sexual revolving table circus trick with your gf. Blindfold yourself and then just chuck it at her. Where it stops nobody knows.....
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  9. 03-28-2008, 01:19 PM Lounge   -   #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    It would be cool though.....you could do a sort of sexual revolving table circus trick with your gf. Blindfold yourself and then just chuck it at her. Where it stops nobody knows.....


    lolwut, that's just twisted.

    Since I don't, thankfully, have a detachable penis - would it be okay if I took a plaster-cast mold of my cawk, sent it off to one of those companies that make a dildo that's identical in size and shape to your cawk and used that to throw at you whilst you're tied naked to a revolving turntable?

    If Mulder wants to join in, you could then use it as a strap on or something else
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  11. 03-28-2008, 01:32 PM Lounge   -   #46
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    Alright I give in...your imagination beats my imagination.

    I was going to feel a bit sorry for Mulder but then I remembered that all men are gay until they're 30.
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  13. 03-28-2008, 01:34 PM Lounge   -   #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaffeine View Post
    we can see you lurking old cawk.
    I got your calk hanging. Get a life.
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  15. 03-28-2008, 03:10 PM Lounge   -   #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Geezer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kaffeine View Post
    we can see you lurking old cawk.
    I got your calk hanging. Get a life.
    I knew you'd come back, you gobblygook you
    This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.
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  17. 03-28-2008, 03:16 PM Lounge   -   #49
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  19. 03-28-2008, 03:20 PM Lounge   -   #50
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    You don't make any sense. Calk?????? WHat the hell is a calk. It is not in the dictionary. You dam fool just make up what you maybe think are words being the fool you are. You are not of this world. I do believe in flying saucers and you fool are proof that we humans are not alone.

    What kind of an insane person are you making up words?
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    This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.
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