Last night while downloading 'Oops I did it again' from Kazaa I received a knock on the door. On answering I was shocked to discover it was non other than Britney Spears herself. She managed to worm her way into my bedroom, then stripped naked (dirty bitch) and offered me sex if I stopped downloading her album. I pursuaded her to get dressed by promising to stop the download, then waited till she left before completing the album, i'm no fool.
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