Now I know how it feels to be Scottish.

[Squeamous]

I feel physically sick. I was just looking over at the display cabinet with all my OH's LOTR Collector's models in...you know, the ones that come with the magazine every 2 weeks. I remember buying him the subscription as a surprise gift for no particular reason. I've just totted up what I spent on it all and it comes to........



































wait for it...............




































920 frigging pounds!

I think I'm going to faint......

[chalice]

lol fatty.

[manker]

Do his friends know that he has a cabinet replete with LOTR figures

I don't know the chap but I feel bad that you've betrayed his trust like this. If one of your :earl: people stumble upon the bored, his life will be ruined.
Ruined, I say.

[Proper Bo]

I doubt he has :earl: friends if he's got a collection of lotr figures

[manker]

Very true - but maybe his family still talk to him

If they were to know his dirty secret, he'd be ostracised.
Ostracised, I say.

[Squeamous]

Do his friends know that he has a cabinet replete with LOTR figures

I don't know the chap but I feel bad that you've betrayed his trust like this. If one of your :earl: people stumble upon the bored, his life will be ruined.
Ruined, I say.

He doesn't usually let people come and visit

[Alien5]

i wonder why not?

[Squeamous]

I think maybe a divorce is in order.

A divorce, I say.

[manker]

Do his friends know that he has a cabinet replete with LOTR figures

I don't know the chap but I feel bad that you've betrayed his trust like this. If one of your :earl: people stumble upon the bored, his life will be ruined.
Ruined, I say.

He doesn't usually let people come and visit

Why on earth not, Rapunzel.

[Squeamous]

Hee hee!