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    congratz to mrs. benchez
    (hut seks is a must after spending more than $15 on a present, so demand your thank you's)
    This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.

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    She's got the painters in.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    She's got the painters in.
    Get her on the pill injection.
    No kids, no periods, no tantrums.



    Go me.
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    Eeeew, i'd never let her take that even if she wanted to.

    We are hippies. Nature rawks.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    She's got the painters in.
    ouch
    then the guilt will make it even better in a few days hopefully lol
    This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.

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    everybody loves the bondage duckie


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    Quote Originally Posted by J-dye View Post
    everybody loves the bondage duckie


    but not as much as you do apparently

    That shoe rack thing looked orsum but SGG has become a bit of an Immelda Marcos on the boots front and those things take up so much room + plus they just get dumped where ever she takes them off Is there a boot stacker or boot tardis thingy?
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    and meanwhile deep in the jungle, look at sharepod you ram nazi benchez, its run from within the ipod itself, waaaay better than itunes to use and really simple too if the wyf is blonde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    and meanwhile deep in the jungle, look at sharepod you ram nazi benchez, its run from within the ipod itself, waaaay better than itunes to use and really simple too if the wyf is blonde.
    How did ewe know she was blonde.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    and meanwhile deep in the jungle, look at sharepod you ram nazi benchez, its run from within the ipod itself, waaaay better than itunes to use and really simple too if the wyf is blonde.
    How did ewe know she was blonde.
    She did make a fair few posts recently.

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    Btw, they're all cunts on here.
    That pressie for your missus is ace. I myself bought teh missus something equally fantastic and the bar-stewards here unleashed the prose version of the hounds of hell on me for being unthoughtful or something else.

    They're all wrong, simple as
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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