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    Dear Management,

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

    1. I do physical labor;
    2. I work at great depths;
    3. I plunge head first into everything I do;
    4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off;
    5. I work in a damp environment;
    6. I don't get paid overtime;
    7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation;
    8. I work in high temperatures, and;
    9. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    Dear Penis,

    After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
    raised, the administration rejects your request for the following

    1. You cannot work eight hours straight;
    2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods;
    3. You do not always follow the order of the management team;
    4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
    other locations;
    5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
    in order to start working;
    6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift;
    7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulation, such as
    wearing the correct protective clothing;
    8. You will retire well before you are 65;
    9. You are unable to work double shifts;
    10. You sometime leave your designated work before you have completed
    the assigned task;
    11. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
    exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2
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    Now thats a poor dick, ain't he. Funny


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