How to resist the urge to masturbate ?

[C-mos]

If all else fails just taze yourself in the balls,

[Biggles]

guilt ?



why should i feel guilty ?

You should only feel guilty if you are ugly

Harsh Harsh Harsh

but I can see where you are coming from.

[cook123]

u can resist it?????????

[Biggles]

u can resist it?????????

It is apparently a theoretical possibility.

[nioin3k]

There are a few reasons I feel guilty for masturbating:

1. I usually watch pornography while I'm masturbating. This makes me feel dirty.

2. I feel lonely and pathetic after the deed is done.

3. I live with my Mom.

All together I almost always feel guilty after masturbating.

Perhaps it's just a problem of mine.

[Biggles]

A classic movie lines is in Woddy Allen's Love and Death. After making love to Josephine she remarks how good he was, he replied "I practice a lot by myself".

[chalice]

Woody Allen- Annie Hall

'Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somebody you love'.

[Barbarossa]

If you're not getting sexy-tyme and you don't wank regularly you tend to find that

a. it starts coming out in your sleep, and
b. eventually you'll stop producing the spermies altogether

Wanking regularly is like a sexual MOT, it flushes out the pipes and keeps your bollocks running smoothly.

To not wank is insane, tbh. To worry about wanking is to the max.

I bet your mom is doing her own thing too anyway, so there's nothing to feel guilty about

Obviously, having sex with another person is better, but beggars can't be choosers - Ask Herbert.

I don't mean ask Herbert for .... well, on second thoughts, why not?

[saqib]

call ur GF and shout at her . and get angry with her , it helps...

[Barbarossa]

B3ta, ftw