Page 6 of 11 FirstFirst ... 3456789 ... LastLast
Results 51 to 60 of 102

Thread: How to resist the urge to masturbate ?

  1. #51
    J-dye's Avatar BANNED BT Rep: +1
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Lickey End
    Posts
    1,336
    Quote Originally Posted by saqib View Post
    call ur GF and shout at her . and get angry with her , it helps...
    pervert paki

  2. Lounge   -   #52
    J-dye's Avatar BANNED BT Rep: +1
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Lickey End
    Posts
    1,336



    This device was aimed not only at preventing masturbation, but nocturnal emissions as well. Young men would tie this ring of death around their member, and whenever they became aroused, the spikes would sink into their flesh, causing excruciating pain.


  3. Lounge   -   #53
    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Scotland
    Age
    67
    Posts
    8,169
    Quote Originally Posted by J-dye View Post



    This device was aimed not only at preventing masturbation, but nocturnal emissions as well. Young men would tie this ring of death around their member, and whenever they became aroused, the spikes would sink into their flesh, causing excruciating pain.

    That or when they grew up they could only have sescky thyme with one of those on
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


  4. Lounge   -   #54
    Alien5's Avatar μετά BT Rep: +6BT Rep +6
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Posts
    8,406
    Quote Originally Posted by J-dye View Post



    This device was aimed not only at preventing masturbation, but nocturnal emissions as well. Young men would tie this ring of death around their member, and whenever they became aroused, the spikes would sink into their flesh, causing excruciating pain.

    can't see the image.
    ok i see it now.

  5. Lounge   -   #55
    CrabGirl's Avatar Sexpest
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    West Midlands
    Age
    47
    Posts
    3,057
    Why resist... I'm not!
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

    .

  6. Lounge   -   #56
    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Over here!
    Posts
    15,181
    Apparently some people feel guilty

  7. Lounge   -   #57
    CrabGirl's Avatar Sexpest
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    West Midlands
    Age
    47
    Posts
    3,057
    Some people are insane. It's my body. I'll touch it if I like thanks.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

    .

  8. Lounge   -   #58
    Alien5's Avatar μετά BT Rep: +6BT Rep +6
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Posts
    8,406
    do you cook naked?

  9. Lounge   -   #59
    mbucari1's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Age
    37
    Posts
    2,477
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    A classic movie lines is in Woddy Allen's Love and Death. After making love to Josephine she remarks how good he was, he replied "I practice a lot when I'm alone".
    Fixed.

    One of my favorite movies of all time.

  10. Lounge   -   #60
    CrabGirl's Avatar Sexpest
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    West Midlands
    Age
    47
    Posts
    3,057
    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    do you cook naked?
    No. I don't wish to risk nipple-burn.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

    .

Page 6 of 11 FirstFirst ... 3456789 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •