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  1. 04-19-2008, 11:12 PM #1
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    Such a blissful Saturday when your spouse announces upon your good self that on a Jewish Sabbath morn, she will evacuate the homestead with her female progeny in tow towards IKEA.

    Much internal hand-rubbing did I indulge upon. Many poorly conceived impossibilities did I imagine in the naive moments before reality clicked quickly into gear. I wasn't overly despondent at the thought of marshaling the remaining male issue. Moreover, I was relishing the concept of a Boys' Day In.

    This rapidly dissolved, like.

    Next installment to follow, like.
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  3. 04-19-2008, 11:39 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    Potter did I, potter to the max.

    The 3 year old had bounced himself out on the trampoline by noon.

    The 10 year old was palpably sniffing around pubescence.

    Something had to give.
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  5. 04-19-2008, 11:49 PM Lounge   -   #3
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    You could have a lot of putting together of crap furniture to do when she returns.

    The veggie hotdogs they sell are win though.
    Now go away.
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  7. 04-19-2008, 11:53 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    The veggie hotdogs they sell are win though.
    What the fuck is veggie hotdog?

    Why the feck do ewe vegemetarians pretend to have hotdogs/burgers/sausages?

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  9. 04-20-2008, 12:03 AM Lounge   -   #5
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    I will divert from my narrative for the moment to confirm to the Northern English that IKEA sells all sorts of mental foods.

    It was their 21st Anniversary today. They were selling all manner of mental hotdogs, burgers, gravy chips and the like for 21p.

    21 fucking P like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    The veggie hotdogs they sell are win though.
    What the fuck is veggie hotdog?

    Why the feck do ewe vegemetarians pretend to have hotdogs/burgers/sausages?
    Because we can't eat meat and are naturally partial to sausage shaped foods.
    Now go away.
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    I agree with Bo. Pretend sausages is fucking mental.


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    do you write books chalice ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    I agree with Bo. Pretend sausages is fucking mental.


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    Pretend sausages + lesbians + cameras = proof there may be a God.
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