I had gotten pretty drunk the other night in the KLF room on SoulSeek.
I had to lay down due to the fact that the room was spinning.
I started to feel excited when I thought about all of the wonderful music I had
downloaded that day,and felt a stiring in my loins!
Well I had been laying on my arm and my hand had fallen asleep,
becoming all numb and tingly.
In the mean while I had became even more aroused due to a Susan Summers
informercial that was on the television at the time.
I picked up the bottel of Bushmills Irish Whiskey and poured it into my hand,then I put some Barry White in the CD player and begain to seduce my intoxicated hand.
It was the best sex of my life.
Should I feel guilty for having had used alcohol in this situation ...........or did my hand realy want it?