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I've just got this feeling, call it women's intuition....you're a breast man aren't you Mulder?
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No thanks but do carry on! Do your best, as up until now, you have operated here in the Lounge, at best at about 3 under par. I always feel we should encourage and support these moments of possible self-advancement, if and when initiated by the member.Originally Posted by Squeamous
I was talking to an acquaintance yesterday and he told me he thought I was 'marginally more fun than a smack in the face'.
I have decided to actively pursue a course of being only slightly more fun than a smack in the face, and I also thought I'd try to be a bit more interesting than watching paint dry while I'm at it.
Anyone else want to join me?
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You're fucking priceless, you really are
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I think mulder is the kind of guy that if you said you were too tired for sex, he'd wait till you were asleep then fuck you in the ear.
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pepper your angus
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im sorry but i don't understand your words?
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I think mulder is the kind of guy that if you said you were too tired for sex, he'd wait till you were asleep then fuck you in the ear.
I think he'd just say 'you can fall asleep if you like.....I'll try not to keep you awake'.
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He's promised me drunken pictures to my phone. Nothing as yet the little whore.
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At least you've seen the penis.
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