I am looking to join a level 9 tracker, so I've decided to give up my backdoor for an invite. This must be for a level 9, or better yet, a tracker so exclusive that it doesn't even exist.
Content and community don't matter. In fact, I don't even plan to use the account after signing up. I just want it for my collection.
1 speed test (you must be faster than three minutes);
1 ratio proof (your length must be no bigger than three times your girth).
You must use lots of lube, a condom, and wait for me to finish a bottle of vodka prior to penetration. Video isn't permitted, but you can take one picture for use as an avatar. Upon request, I will dress up as a pirate and yell "thar she blows" as you ejaculate.
If I don't bleed heavily, a +1 would be appreciated.