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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus View Post
    Good for you
    No, not really. Too much butter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    However, she uses more butter than the French. My heart just slapped the fork out of my hand. Can you eat asparagus with a straw? I suppose I can
    slurp up the Hollandaise sauce.


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    Sounds like she's got a little something on her mind . No, not killing you and collecting the insurance money. Asparagus makes sperm taste nicer, and acts as an aphrodisiac apparently

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    However, she uses more butter than the French. My heart just slapped the fork out of my hand. Can you eat asparagus with a straw? I suppose I can
    slurp up the Hollandaise sauce.


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    Sounds like she's got a little something on her mind . No, not killing you and collecting the insurance money. Asparagus makes sperm taste nicer, and acts as an aphrodisiac apparently
    Oh, happy happy...joy joy. You have made my night, Squeamous. Thank you, dear.


    Peace, Paul

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    You just have to give her a knowing wink when she sets it down in front of you and say something suave like 'I know what you're after. Why don't we leave this in the oven and come back to it later? '

    And can you come back and tell us where she puts the dinner plate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    You just have to give her a knowing wink when she sets it down in front of you and say something suave like 'I know what you're after. Why don't we leave this in the oven and come back to it later? '

    And can you come back and tell us where she puts the dinner plate?



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    im not married yet

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    and she misses an excellent cawk

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    Quote Originally Posted by formos View Post
    im not married yet
    J-dye is single and ready to mingle. If you're looking.


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