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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Only Benchez would go for a jar of beetroot, like. It's like doing the deed when she's got the painters in.

    Real carnivore men go for a jar of liver.

    And you can have a nice meal afterwards ftw.
    If you were vegetarian I suppose you could use warm tofu or something just as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Only Benchez would go for a jar of beetroot, like. It's like doing the deed when she's got the painters in.

    Real carnivore men go for a jar of liver.

    And you can have a nice meal afterwards ftw.
    If you were vegetarian I suppose you could use warm tofu or something just as well?
    Absolutement. Or even Bombay Potatoes, if ya wanna spice things up a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Absolutement. Or even Bombay Potatoes, if ya wanna spice things up a bit.
    Although I suppose you wouldn't get that authentic ferrous taste .

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