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**Itachi** · 06-01-2008, 04:42 PM

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**Nicholes** · 06-01-2008, 04:53 PM

I need one waffles..
2 flims: Harry Potter and lord of the rings
2 albums: Backstreetboys and Timbaland..
1 dirty joke:

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
"You gave birth to a child!".
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "it's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies,
"I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.".

Thanx for ur help...

**giyotinberq** · 06-01-2008, 05:13 PM

i need and want waffles thanks

film-pirates of caribbean trilogy and hababam sınıfı trilogy

albums-50 cent Candy Shop

joke-take off pent

**tomo** · 06-01-2008, 10:35 PM

joke added in 1st post

**kojin** · 06-02-2008, 03:13 AM

i'll send out invites tomorrah when not stonedandrunk

Originally Posted by giyotinberq

take off pent

<3

**Enlightened** · 06-02-2008, 04:52 AM

What is FTS? - For Those Suckers? ...RoFLM

**Capitan Blanda** · 06-02-2008, 05:01 PM

May I have Waffles??? Here I go...

Films: The Clockwork Orange - Underground

Albums: The Yellow Shark (Zappa) - From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah (Nirvana).

Dirty joke: (I'm from a spanish speaking country, so I hope to make an understandable translation..)

Question: Which is the difference between "love" and "true love"???

Answer: To swallow or to spit.

**colombianino** · 06-02-2008, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by Capitan Blanda

May I have Waffles??? Here I go...

Films: The Clockwork Orange - Underground

Albums: The Yellow Shark (Zappa) - From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah (Nirvana).

Dirty joke: (I'm from a spanish speaking country, so I hope to make an understandable translation..)

Question: Which is the difference between "love" and "true love"???

Answer: To swallow or to spit.

i got it...dirty allrite