He wishes! I've still not given back his cawk. I may have hovered it up by accident.
Think of the fucking carnage if he still had it.
(see what I did there)
its been a let down of epic proportion
went to see a mates band play, at a biker fest - you'd expect all kinds of shenanigans from such an event but no, it was outside, in the rain and there was no beer ...after recovering from a panic seizure upon learning there would be no beer i watched them play their set whilst drinking a coke in the harsh light of day, got soaked wet through then went home. sober.
this was a good 5 hours ago, i should be messed up and smelling of vomit and whore right now but instead i'm watching the Bourne ultimatum and eating toast :/
Last edited by enoughfakefiles; 06-01-2008 at 05:31 PM.
You'll notice, as you get older, that your birthdays get less spectacular every year.
Just ask JPaul. He got a sock for his last birthday.