What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?

**tralalala** · 06-04-2008, 02:06 PM

Honestly, like, she was cyber-sexing me today.. tewtally orsum

Problem is we won't see each other till Sunday.. :sad:

Ah well...

**Squeamous** · 06-04-2008, 02:11 PM

Well naturally you should do what everyone else does. Pace the floor nervously hoping she won't shag someone else.

EHS

**Something Else** · 06-04-2008, 02:12 PM

Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you.

**bigboab** · 06-04-2008, 02:13 PM

Is she offline till Sunday. Don't you just hate it when people switch off when you are uploading?

**Squeamous** · 06-04-2008, 02:14 PM

Or one of them willy casting kits! Then she'll always have a small weiner to pop in her handbag for times of need.

**tralalala** · 06-04-2008, 02:28 PM

Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that?

**Barbarossa** · 06-04-2008, 02:40 PM

Strange euphemism

P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?

**Something Else** · 06-04-2008, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Strange euphemism

P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?

And I thought i'd never tried cyber-sex.

**Barbarossa** · 06-04-2008, 02:46 PM

Oh hang on, that's phone sex.

Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...

**Squeamous** · 06-04-2008, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by tralalala

Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that?

Are you sure she didn't say 'tug off'?

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