Safe passage in the afterlife

[Something Else]

For Sale.

Just donate to your local church and they will give you absolution.

DISCLAIMER:

They may spend the money on gold jeebus statues but you can be assured they won't let you go to hell if you pay enough.

[tralalala]

What if you're a Jew?

[Something Else]

Then you have more money for a better afterlife.

[tralalala]

orsum. kthxbai

[Squeamous]

Don't you have to follow a few rules as well?

[Something Else]

Nope. You can maim rape and kill as long as you can afford to pay off the clergyman.

Forgiveness and all that.

[tralalala]

Either that or you have an orsum lawyer at your dispense

[Squeamous]

Nah, you don't have to pay for it, you just say 'forgive me Jeebus for I have sinned!' and he forgives you. And he will forgive you every single time, long after normal people would lose all faith in you .

[Something Else]

FFS squeamous. If you let that out of the bag the churches won't be able to afford more gold stuff.

[Squeamous]

Check out the necklace on that!!

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