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Thread: Neighbors, Bushes, Pishery, The Pished, And The Pissed Off...

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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
    was looking at my cock.

    I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


    Fair's fair.


    -bd

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    What was his response?


    yo

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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    Surprisingly, just a grunt and the shambling sound his shoes made, as he shuffled off
    in a huff.


    -bd

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    I take it this was the other side to Larry.
    Now go away.

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    Happened to me once. It was a Saturday night, like.

    The toilet was unreasonably occupied by a mysterious female. All gravity and urgency pointed to the back yard.

    The moment I started pissing, I heard a quick thud from the neighbouring window. Now I know my neighbour knows wot my cawk looks like, like.

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    Happens on the streets where people go out at night here.

    You turn unsuspectingly to a sidestrazze and there's a big frankfurter pouring yellow pish out like a tankard.

    Very disturbing imagery for one who's on the verge of retching all over the place.

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    What the neighbour may have seen.

    Now go away.

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    It's got 'the eye'..

    /me runs

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
    was looking at my cock.

    I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


    Fair's fair.


    -bd
    the rules clearly state that you are now entitled to one free look at her bewbs or two free looks at one of her bewbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
    was looking at my cock.

    I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.


    Fair's fair.


    -bd
    the rules clearly state that you are now entitled to one free look at her bewbs or two free looks at one of her bewbs.
    Interesting choice.
    I'd probably go for the two viewings of one boob option.

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