I pissed in my neighbors bushes, and now he's going on about how his wife
was looking at my cock.
I asked him if he would enjoy a peek.
What was his response?
I take it this was the other side to Larry.
Happened to me once. It was a Saturday night, like.
The toilet was unreasonably occupied by a mysterious female. All gravity and urgency pointed to the back yard.
The moment I started pissing, I heard a quick thud from the neighbouring window. Now I know my neighbour knows wot my cawk looks like, like.
Happens on the streets where people go out at night here.
You turn unsuspectingly to a sidestrazze and there's a big frankfurter pouring yellow pish out like a tankard.
Very disturbing imagery for one who's on the verge of retching all over the place.
It's got 'the eye'..