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    I've sent it to my head wine adviser and he loves it too. Again, if you win wine I'll send it to you.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    What the fuck is "head wine" that sounds appalling.

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    I've just realised.


    Grapes
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    Become Wine


    Is probly better.

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    Chief wine adviser head winohoncho I should have said.

    And yes, that is better, and actually quite funny in a sad inside joke way, a bit like how semillion makes wineys chuckle a bit.
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    is it pronounced semi-on, like?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Yup.

    So saying "I've got a nice semillion for you" always raises an eyebrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Yup.

    So saying "I've got a nice semillion for you" always raises an eyebrow.
    I'm trying to stop smiling about that :earl: and being singularly unsuccessful.

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    I know. Its really sad but I can't help laughing at it too.
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    It's bringing out the twelve year old in me.

    Obviously when I say there's a twelve year old in me I don't mean literally.

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    Yeh right. You try and keep a straight face when some little old lady phones you and says "I'm looking for a tasty semillion, can you help me?"
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