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Thread: 13 Pound Baby!

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    http://www.chicoer.com/Stories/0,1413,135~...1565631,00.html

    "And it makes sense that Irene and John would have big babies. She's 5-foot-7, and he's 6-5."

    it makes sense because the mother is 5'7"? yeah right. she oughta play in the NBA, being as tall as that. the baby's weight prolly has a lot more to do with the mother being an obese fatty.

    i bet the doctor was like "DAMN, THAT'S A BIG-ASS BABY. I HOPE Y'ALL CAN AFFORD TO TAKE IT TO SIZZLER FOR DINNER ALL THE TIME."

    and the nurse was like "DAMN, WHAT YOU BEEN FEEDIN' THAT BABY, FOOL! YOU BEEN GOING TO MACDONALDS AND STICKIN' A STRAW UP YOUR COOCH SO THE BABY CAN GET A HIT OFF YOUR MILKSHAKE?"

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    Sure if you go to the ghetto hospital
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    the tallest man in the world was actually a normal sized baby at first.. dont think the birth size counts towards anything.

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    That baby will sucken on both titties at the same time.

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    Originally posted by Keikan@15 August 2003 - 10:47
    Sure if you go to the ghetto hospital
    ROFLOL

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    Originally posted by Keikan@15 August 2003 - 02:47
    Sure if you go to the ghetto hospital
    yeah well, the doctors are less funny at the upper class hospital.

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