Female Revenge

[Lilmiss]

blowjob revenge?
isnt that a mouth full of razor blades and salt?

obvioulsy im doing it wrong.

[Ron]

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 August 2003 - 14:05
Exactly


Ok, now tell me, why do some guys think it's icky to kiss them after you gave them a bj?

Why would we?
We got what we came for, didn't we?
Just give the girl a pat on the shoulder for a job (well) done, get dressed and go get yerself a brew.

[Skweeky]

Maybe lilmiss' bj-revenge isn't that bad afterall

[insanebassman]

Good Girls Spit

Bad Girls Swallow

Interesting girls gargle

A keeper spits it out a little and let's it dangle until it ALMOST hits the floor and sucks it all back up like a loogi, spits it into the air, catches it again, then swallows

[JONNO_CELEBS]

This thread is giving me a hard on.........Kepp talking.......


Jonno B)

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 August 2003 - 14:43
This thread is giving me a hard on.........Kepp talking.......


Jonno B)

Glad I am not the only one.Make this a sticky.

*FC is off to the Bathroom....be back later.*

[dlingeverything]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 August 2003 - 13:43
This thread is giving me a hard on.........Kepp talking.......


Jonno B)

I agree


Actually its very interesting to hear
about BJ's from the other end


And people who dont want to kiss
a girl who has just given them a bj
are pricks with psychological problems

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by dlingeverything@15 August 2003 - 20:01

I agree


Actually its very interesting to hear
about BJ's from the other end


And people who dont want to kiss
a girl who has just given them a bj
are pricks with psychological problems

I've had chats like this before.......in real life tho

You're right! it is interesting, I think you should say what you like and what you don't..........on both sides...........whats the point if all involved don't enjoy equally


@Funky......Thanks Dude, I thought I was being weird ...........Wait a minute.........You agreed with me I must have been being weird


Jonno B)

[Ron]

I think that girls who swallow are just plain selfish.
They just don't want to sleep on the wetspot all night, that's all.
Besides, look at whay we give them in return:

• less than 1 calorie
• 150 mg. protien
• 11 mg. carbohydrates
• 6 mg. fat.
• 3 mg. cholesterol (Is this the "bad cholesterol" or "good cholesterol"?)
• 7% US RDA potassium
• 3% US RDA copper
• 3% US RDA zinc
  
• water
• ascorbic acid (vitamin C)
• blood-group antigens
• calcium (yes, just like milk&#33
• chlorine (add your own little contribution to cleanliness&#33
• citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium (what do you know, these are good for fertilization too&#33
• prostaglandins (fatty acids that, while not a hormone, perform hormone-like functions)
• purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid
• sodium (good to have, especially if you've been sweating a lot)
• sorbitol, spermidine, spermine
• vitamin B12 (you would think it's a multivitamin)

What do we get for going down on them, besides cramps in our tongue?
HUH?
Right, hairs between our teeth. >_<

[Ron]

Damn, another DP.
This is turning out like an orgy here.