This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar.
The girl says she'll be happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink that she wants him to try.
She returns to their table and has two drinks for him.
One is a measure of Bailey's.
The other is a measure of lime juice.
She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then chase it with the lime juice."
He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when she's enthusiastic.
First he drinks and holds the Bailey's.
Smooth, Creamy, and a warmfeeling in his mouth.
Then he adds the lime juice.
After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.
Two seconds into it his face turns the color of the fresh lime juice.
Three seconds later, he's finally able to calm his stomach enough to swallow the whole mess.
As he makes a face,
she whispers sweetly in his ear, "It's called 'Blowjob Revenge'."
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