This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
Control Room: "South Wales Police, what's your emergency?"
Caller: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object."
Made my day that one.. "It's the moon, over". I can just picture the officer's face - Like, a deep sigh with the will to punch the dickwad that made the phone call in the bawls
Nobody is perfect.
I am Nobody.
ahahah yeah freaking awesome...