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Break my arms!
"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "you've got to help me!
Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of the sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"
"I push them away."
"I see. What do you want me to do?"
The patient implored, "Break my arms."
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
ahaha nice
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Psychiatric Hotline
RING RING CLICK Recording - "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline." If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
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Very nice, good.
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LOL the Psychiatric Hotline one is is awesome
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hahaha you're right! That joke is excelentOriginally Posted by apextwin146
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