pepper your angus
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my brother is away for the week, i am looking after his three fish (finny, morgan and ernest).
i don't know much about fish, he said to feed them some fish food in the morning and then leave them alone though he didn't say how often i should walk them?
sex a wolf in a bag
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Don't feed them too much. They pop.
Walk in a plastic bag, see-through, without holes.
Now go away.
pepper your angus
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im also looking after my parents 17 year old dog. i am to feed it once, sometimes twice a day and take it for a walk every two days. its like a fucking zoo in here or something else.
pepper your angus
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wish i was looking after elephants, elephants rawk.
sex a wolf in a bag
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Nice. I'm looking after my mum's 5 cats at the moment too, then, the missus is leaving and I have to look after her plants too.
We are fellow zookeepers. Swapsies?
Now go away.
sex a wolf in a bag
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I'll give you 2 cats and a plant for the Elephant.
Now go away.
pepper your angus
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fucking hell i forgot all about the plants!1
pepper your angus
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depends, are they lolcats?Originally Posted by benchez
I'll give you 2 cats and a plant for the Elephant.
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They are only lol cats if you do h4rsh things to them and take pics.
Now go away.
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Lend us one of your cats, Benjamin.
They could kick the fuck out my meeces for me.
I hates them meeces to pieces. Wee bastards were hiding out in our tumble dryer innit. Discovered loads of mouse shite behind it yesterday. They were living under the drum. Not no mores. Had to fuck it out. Have to use a clothes horse for drying stuff now. Clothes horses? Do they count as animals, like? My house is like a zoo too. A shite zoo.
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