What's Mulder drinking tonight?

[Squeamous]

I'm sure you would, but in your part of the world can't you be beheaded for that sort of thing?

[tralalala]

Not far from here, yes, but we are a pluralistic and accepting country, so we do whatever the feck we want to

[Squeamous]

See, this is why none of your neighbours like you! That and you smell.

[tralalala]

It's not the smell.. Our nuclear weapons consist of multiple people who have eaten many baked beans and point their rear-ends towards our enemies, and are ordered to fart when we are threatened.. That's the source of the smell.

Apart from that, we are a liberal-rawking state. Fact.

[Mr. Mulder]

This "Australia" you speak of doesn't sound too bad

[tralalala]

Who mentioned an Australia?

[Squeamous]

Mulder, you are sooooo silly

I don't think Israeli men farting in the faces of arab women is anything to be sniffed at, personally . No wonder they all hate you Israel-boy.

[Squeamous]

I think Right Now Mulder is probably drinking a slippery nipple .

[Something Else]

I reckon he's drinking a Pygmy's love juice.

[Squeamous]

What's in that?