No no no, baths it's always been and baths it always will be. We never had a shower at home when I was a kid.
Bath time happens in the morning because that's the only time when I am alone in the flat and can perform my ablutions and do my lady things without getting yelled at to find stuff or asked what I'm doing and why every 5 minutes. Admittedly would be much better to have it at night before you get into bed, but needs must.
Baths work in conjunction with soap. Soap holds the dirt away from you by forming a structure around it which is attracted to water on the outside but hydrophobic on the inside. The inside is where the dirt sits. The soap also repels itself, thus staying dissolved in the water. In effect, you may be sat in the bath surrounded by dirt, but the soap and dirt complexes are held away from you and in the water quite effectively by something known as the natural order of the universe.
You bunch of freakin' mongoloids
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