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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    My sister-in-law is 4'8".

    My mother-in-law is shorter, but nobody knows how much, except that it is much.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    do you think she is an actual midget?

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    I think midgets have to have some sort of obvious physical features wrong with them apart from just height, don't they? Like little stubby arms or whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I think midgets have to have some sort of obvious physical features wrong with them apart from just height, don't they? Like little stubby arms or whatever.
    Spooky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I think midgets have to have some sort of obvious physical features wrong with them apart from just height, don't they? Like little stubby arms or whatever.
    Spooky!

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    in it just, midgets kinda freek me out, i bet they have sharp teeth.

    toodloo biggles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I think midgets have to have some sort of obvious physical features wrong with them apart from just height, don't they? Like little stubby arms or whatever.
    What you are referring to is a dwarf.
    Midgets are correctly proportioned.
    Tiny perfect people.

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    Night night Biggy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post

    What you are referring to is a dwarf.
    Midgets are correctly proportioned.
    Tiny perfect people.
    I met one of my OH's work colleagues the other day and he looked exactly like Nick Nack from The Man With the Golden Gun, but he looked like the normal but equally small version of him. Maybe he was a midget

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    gahh midgets

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