ffs...I just zipped up me cawk. I was so looking forward to having taken the day off.
God is cruel. Indeed she is.
I suppose I should have another drink.
I have never done this, thankfully. All this means is that I am exceptionally careful with the family jewels.
It does not mean I have a small penis
Velcro trousers for the elderly.
Tip : underwear may help prevent. (BroDoob, being loose is not always good)
My 9 year old cousin did the same a few days ago, his facial expression of total hopelessness was hilarious.
I guess there is an advantage of being a woman after all.
At that very moment - I hated her with all of my heart. True story.
I went commando a few times 'til I zipped up some loose hairs and it pulled.
Ouch as all fuck.
Last edited by Alien5; Jun 6th, 2006 at 06:36 PM..