It's not as romantic as it sounds...I couldn't find a lighter or a book of matches - anywhere, ffs!
If you had would you have been sat there with a match or a lighter.
A candle makes more sense if you are using it for lighting, Shirley.
How did he light the candles, that's what I want to know .
Why didn't you just use the stove and a piece of paper to light your joint?
It all makes sense now. I had to do that last week too coz I lost my lighter and was poor as a cunt.
I was too lazy to rob the shop.