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  1. 08-01-2008, 09:10 PM #21
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    Heres a before

    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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  3. 08-01-2008, 09:12 PM Lounge   -   #22
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    Well now I can see why the hips would be a problem with the green dress.
    Totally wrong shape.
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  5. 08-01-2008, 09:22 PM Lounge   -   #23
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    lol! The green dress isnt tomorrows wedding. Thats not till the end of september. Got a little black and white number for tomorrow.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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  7. 08-01-2008, 09:41 PM Lounge   -   #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Hair is a nice shade of dark red, forehead is a nice shade of dark red, as are ears. Bathroom is a nice shade of dark red also.
    Body is dehaired, exfoliated, buffed, polished, fake-tanned, and shiny. Left Ankle is bleeding slightly. Hands and feet are soft and youthful looking. Brows are plucked and groomed into shape. I in short, no longer resemble a dowdy yeti.

    Just nails and any extras I think of to do, but having a break for dinner.
    Quite right, got to keep your strength up . Have you got the outfit and co-ordinating undies sorted?
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  9. 08-01-2008, 09:50 PM Lounge   -   #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Hair is a nice shade of dark red, forehead is a nice shade of dark red, as are ears. Bathroom is a nice shade of dark red also.
    Body is dehaired, exfoliated, buffed, polished, fake-tanned, and shiny. Left Ankle is bleeding slightly. Hands and feet are soft and youthful looking. Brows are plucked and groomed into shape. I in short, no longer resemble a dowdy yeti.

    Just nails and any extras I think of to do, but having a break for dinner.
    Quite right, got to keep your strength up . Have you got the outfit and co-ordinating undies sorted?
    The Nails are done and are dark pink. The dress is black and white and not too booby ...

    As for undies...
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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  11. 08-01-2008, 10:04 PM Lounge   -   #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    I might post some from the wedding if i'm drunk enough.

    right now all you'd get was mid-process. That is cheating
    Awesome to the max.
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  13. 08-02-2008, 09:53 AM Lounge   -   #27
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    All the best weddings used to be in caves.

    I'll never understand why they did away with the wooden club.
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  15. 08-02-2008, 11:46 AM Lounge   -   #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    The Nails are done and are dark pink. The dress is black and white and not too booby ...

    As for undies...


    Careful. In this weather you're liable to leave your undercarriage behind if you sit on a plastic seat .
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  17. 08-03-2008, 01:15 PM Lounge   -   #29
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    I am in the bin... wedding was good, drinking was good, dancing was good, pissing around a very wet field was good, getting an hour sleep in the back of a van was good, starting drinking again upon waking was good, coming home and deciding to mever move again was very very good.

    As I said, in teh fecking bin.
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  19. 08-03-2008, 01:47 PM Lounge   -   #30
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    Can we have a before, after and after picture?
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