How come

[Something Else]

Through the sphincter, up the rectum.
That would be the medical description.

[Something Else]

Past the starfish, up the cadbury canal in layman's terms.

[chalice]

Past the starfish, up the cadbury canal in layman's terms.

You are so my doctor when I get the bad piles.

I want to feel your hippie fingers on my grapes.

Mate.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Thanks for clearing that up ben.

[Something Else]

Past the starfish, up the cadbury canal in layman's terms.

You are so my doctor when I get the bad piles.

I want to feel your hippie fingers on my grapes.

Mate.

I hear that a lot.

[Mr JP Fugley]

You are so my doctor when I get the bad piles.

I want to feel your hippie fingers on my grapes.

Mate.

I hear that a lot.

Blokes wanting you to stick your thumb up their arse

[Squeamous]

Beggars can't be choosers

[Something Else]

I hear that a lot.

Blokes wanting you to stick your thumb up their arse

Yeah. It all started when...............

I'll leave that story for another day.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Blokes wanting you to stick your thumb up their arse

Yeah. It all started when...............

I'll leave that story for another day.

I'm guessing it involves you sticking your thumb up a blokes arse.

Or indeed you having a thumb stuck up your arse.

Possibly your own, that ties the two themes together.

[Something Else]

It involves a doctor, an exam and a bag of onions. I won't give anymore away.