Have You Ever Asked Your OH To...

[Acid_death69]

this is turning into a wee bit of a wierd thread lol

[Squeamous]

You'll laugh a lot less once you get the carpal tunnel syndrome thingy.

Me! As a woman I am blessed with toys for that sort of thing

[Guillaume]

Ok, then you'll laugh a lot less when they run out of batteries.

[Mr.sharer]

For some people he is talking about their hand.

Their "Onanism Hand" (OH), geddit?

so OH is anything that helps you reach orgasm

[Barbarossa]

Orgasmic Helper?

Yes, that's right.

[brotherdoobie]

You know it's bad when you even have to cajole your own hand into wanking you off.

Seedler has been known to pour wine coolers into his palm (to get his date drunk).


True story.



-bd

[Mr.sharer]

Orgasmic Helper?

Yes, that's right.

[Squeamous]

Ok, then you'll laugh a lot less when they run out of batteries.

They.....they....won't will they?

[Skiz]

Ok, then you'll laugh a lot less when they run out of batteries.

They.....they....won't will they?

A vibrator can never really break. It can only become a dick.

[Skweeky]

You know it's bad when you even have to cajole your own hand into wanking you off.

Seedler has been known to pour wine coolers into his palm (to get his date drunk).


True story.



-bd

:earl:

I was sitting here giggling when my OH came up and asked what I was laughing about.

The inevitable question was 'Why are you talking to a bunch of guys about wanking'

I just said it was only a thread at which point he just looked very confused and walked away to roll a spliff

It's good when your partner doesn't know anything about interwebz communities.