Originally Posted by Squeamous Originally Posted by Biggles I think if you can't see it you can safely assume it isn't there That accounts for your dearth of sexy times Harsh to the max!
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
1970's retro eh? Am I going to need matching platforms?
Originally Posted by Skweeky 1970's retro eh? Am I going to need matching platforms? Nah, just polish them well and no-one will notice the difference.
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Originally Posted by Biggles Originally Posted by Squeamous That accounts for your dearth of sexy times Harsh to the max! If I wasn't married things would be very different. And no, you wouldn't get a say in it
Originally Posted by Biggles Originally Posted by Skweeky I'd still be able to feel it though. What's the rule on that? You could go 1970s retro Wasn't that known, style-wise, as a "brush-pile".
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it." -Mark Twain
I dunno Kev, I wasn't alive in the 70's. You tell us
Originally Posted by Skweeky I dunno Kev, I wasn't alive in the 70's. You tell us That would be the unshaven mode, of course.
I had to do this as my other half wanted it tidy down there for the birth of our daughter
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