Yes, my friends, its sadly true. Marylin Manson threw the beloved president of America into a crowd of frenzied rockers and demanded that George's blood be spilled, or he'd stop the music.
In a true display of Patriotism, the angered mob rushed the stage and arrested Manson, claiming that what he had done was just wrong.
One person was quoted as saying "I had tears in my eyes, or I would have if my makeup hadn't gunked them up. Bush is a hero, he flew a plane onto some sort of large ship and billed the tax payers, he saved us from losing a lot of lives due to needless terror attacks..."