wjhere is your money?

[100%]

be as honest as you can

my kid threw mine in a well and forgot to wish, but the splashes where nice though.

[Old Geezer]

Here's mine.

[clocker]

Most of my money is tied up in "futures".
The 7-11 calls them "lottery tickets".

I learned all my accounting skills from Andrew Fastow.

[Old Geezer]

Well they say money talks. That may be true but all mine says is "BYE".

[clocker]

Let's give it up for Henny Youngman everybody!

[Wombat Stevens]

Most of my singles ended up in a stripper's cleavage. I feel good about supporting single mothers.

[Squeamous]

Most of my singles ended up in a stripper's cleavage. I feel good about supporting single mothers.

Sometimes posts should become T-shirt slogans but T-shirt slogans should never become posts .

I have all my money in a spotty piggy bank

[The Flying Cow]

What's wrong with the little piggy? Chicken pox?

Mine's all under the pilla.